Jesus was a Liberal ...

Well… I’m fairly certain, at least to some degree, Jesus didn’t have much fiscal policy. So that’s the first place we’ve gone wrong.

I’ve got no worry whatsoever about the economy. In fact I’m enjoying this for some reason. Hopefully not a bad reason, it just has me giggling as all the people squirm over this invisible economy based upon what economists call something like the ‘faith’ in the dollar. First things first; I’ve got investments like mutual funds, a brokerage account, CDs, 401k, college savings account for the baby… I’d say it’s the the whole shebang anyone about age 30 is told they better do. Not because I believe in the system, but I guess I got faith.

Maybe sometimes you have to shake the snowglobe to enjoy the snow.

But while I’m not exactly Christian—supposed to be Baptist but touching snakes bothers me—I’m always saddened by the people who are so concerned with money, politics, war and Christ.

This had me thinking, lets review….

Christ:
Long Hair…
Wore a Dress…
Had a Beard…
Ate Organic Food (well, obviously right?)...
Helped Poor People…
Was Honest…
Had some pretty wild friends…
Knew the established government was flawed and ungodly…

Good thing my religi’n is sinni’n, cause I’d hate for that old cat Jesus to call me a liar. I’ve always had faith, but then again I’ve only ever been rich. I’m not talking simply about money. Just enough, is rich enough.

Posted by Tom Purcell - Oct 7.
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